Illinois Hands Victory To Creepy Teachers

A new law in Illinois allows schools to demand passwords to students social media accounts in cases of cyber bullying. Cyber bullying affects tens of American schoolchildren per year and all of CNN’s producers. School districts sent a letter to parents:

“If your child has an account on a social networking website, e.g., Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, ask.fm, etc., please be aware that State law requires school authorities to notify you that your child may be asked to provide his or her password for these accounts to school officials in certain circumstances.”

What? You just called your receiver a jackass on the practice field? Hand over the password, Hunter. There’s got to be some under-aged tit pics in here somewhere, the staff have all been talking about what goes on at those parties. Please let it be true. I’m not sure it’s a great idea to allow the blatant invasion of privacy because of a few bad apples. Pass their phones through the rotary saw in shop class for all I care. Just stay the fuck out of their messages. It’s called privacy. That extends to the locker room as well. Why can’t you shower at home, coach?

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