I’m not a huge fan of children. They talk too much and you can’t legally punch them. I kind of hate Disney too. If you don’t now, you will after Star Wars. But I wouldn’t waste my falling star wishes seeing both die from the measles. 42 kids now have the shitty virus after visiting the Happiest Place On Earth, almost all of them non-immunized. It used to be easy enough to blame Jenny McCarthy, because she’s blond and has big fake tits and you can’t have her. But it’s pretty clear that whatever traction she gained in pushing her Polio Now campaigns was simply a byproduct of millions of moms who believe their reproductive abilities give them super human powers of medical understanding. What’s a PhD in virology against the knowledge gleaned from mousing over seventeen click bait articles from DontKillYourChild.com.
By contrast, the dirt poor Central American immigrant moms are rushing to the clinics to get their babies shot up since they lost the last five of them to 19th century rubella back in Oaxaca. They’ve seen the ravages of childhood disease and blinked. Each group wants to see their children live. The less conceited is more likely to see that happen. Stare into the face of your deathly ill child, Disney moms, and tell them how you really thought Kirstens’s Facebook share held all the answers. I hope they have enough saliva left to spit on you.