They don’t just crown anybody to the position of Miss Curves of the Lazio Administrative Region of Italy. It’s not like being named a U.N. Ambassador merely because you were in a movie where Africa didn’t look like a total shit hole. This Raffaela chick is precisely the type of immigration get this country has needed for some time. I understand that lettuce will double in price if we cut off illegal workers from Central America. Here’s a fact. I don’t fucking eat lettuce. However, Italian chicks with sweet breasts and liberal attitudes toward sex intrigue me to no end. Let’s find some common ground on Capitol Hill. How much is this going to cost me?
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