Slash And His Girlfriend Get Marked

Slash and the girl he started banging after leaving his wife recently got matching GPS coordinate tattoos. Slash got them on his neck because he’s bolder in selection of tattoos he’ll soon come to regret. Based on my ability to type into Google Earth, the dual set of coordinates leads to a Chicago hot dog stand near Wrigley Field and an apartment building in Woodland Hills, California respectively. Nobody but these two romantics know the precise significance of these locations, but it’s safe to assume when we all find out, we’re going to think even less of them than we do now.

Angelina Jolie made the GPS coordinates tattoos trendy when she body inked the latitudes and longitudes of the locations where she bartered UNICEF t-shirts for her various Benetton babies. But that was mostly so she could remember where to return them if they proved defective. I’m going to guess these are two locations behind which lies an alley where this girl blew Slash. The memorialization of which might just piss off his two kids whose names he can only recall during court hearings.

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