Brian Williams Always Looking to the Future

Brian Williams is not invited to attend a series of meetings to decide whether he will be shit canned or not. This is due to the fact he’s likely to interrupt with claims he battened down the hatches on the Edmund Fitzgerald and he does sake bombs with Andy Kaufman sometimes in a fabulous off the path bar in Osaka. Williams fate will rest with NBCUnivervsal president Steve Burke who has to consider the most just, equitable outcome, then shelve that for the most politically expedient and least financially damaging solution. Things aren’t looking good for Williams, though they can’t strip him of his innate talent. Look for him to move to Foxcatcher Ranch and start training for the to be an Olympic wrestler. Or maybe the Groundlings Sunday Company. Tickets are five bucks. He’ll tell you ten, but that’s just who he is.

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