Rihanna Nipples Seem Different

At some point media headline writers have to stop breathlessly referring to Rihanna as daring. It’s like bitching about Kirk going rogue. The shock value has to depart at some point in the repetition. I’ve seen Rihanna’s tits more than I’ve seen my girlfriend’s. Mostly because Rihanna doesn’t insist on meals for the privilege. She’s got to do something while she waits for the oompa loompas at Roc Nation to create her very personal music. Wearing masks and showing off your tits is as good a hobby as any. Piercing your nipples is far less painful than golf.

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