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American Apparel Ditches Amateur Porn

March 25, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Since American Apparel CEO Dov Charney was fired for being the Pete Rose of sexual harrassment the company is looking to clean up its image and will be fazing out their ads featuring featuring Hollywood newbies spreading their ass cheeks for thirty dollars. Their new Senior VP of Marketing, Cynthia Erland, reportedly told employees to only cast professional ‘traditional’ models and not chicks they meet at the bus stop looking to exchange favors for a McRib. Erland insists the company will be open to fat models and then applied for another job:

“American Apparel embraces body types of all shapes, ethnicities and sizes, and our model casting has and will continue to reflect this.”

They also recently airbrushed the pubes and nipples out of their website and will presumably be covering their models’ anuses with a merkin unlike in years past. How are you going to sell cool tees if I can’t rub one out to your ad on the back of the local Weekly? You just sunk the company Erland. I can see models anywhere. My teen neighbor’s pubes while I’m stuck in traffic, not as often.

Photo Credit: AmericanApparel.com 

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