Angelina Jolie lopped off both her breasts a couple years ago in order to avoid future cancer predicted as more likely than not by her genetic drill down. Jolie and her vivisected tits were carried on high by throngs of cheering women who don’t get similar thrills from sports. Last week Angelina Jolie decided to have her tubes and ovaries raked out as well, just in case. The DGA has pretty good insurance bennies plus she still had store credit. Grab the shears and cut that shit out. Angelina insists that trimming out all her lady parts doesn’t make her feel any less woman:
I feel feminine, and grounded in the choices I am making for myself and my family. l know my children will never have to say, ‘Mom died of ovarian cancer.
That’s a good point. If you keep cutting out organs, you will never die of cancer. Also, if you never eat you won’t have to worry about GMOs. Angelina’s deleted reproductive system was tested and showed no signs of cancer which doesn’t mean that she wouldn’t someday get cancer, only that if Jesus is a prankster, she’s going to take a quick fatal hit from a fast moving bus. Busses don’t give a shit about proactive.