Global Warming Turning Women Into Prostitutes

Congresswoman Barbara Lee wants to make sure that women are represented in all global warming related policy because women suffer more from refrigerators destroying the planet than men. Also, she’s failed to do anything on the larger issues affecting her Oakland constituents the past forty years so she needed a win.  Combining women’s rights and global warming just felt like political gold.

According to Lee’s House resolution, climate change causes drought which causes famine which causes girls to become prostitutes for food, which then gives them babies or The AIDS or The AIDS babies. Eventually they hit rock bottom and start playing Scratchers from government lotteries. It’s one vicious circle that can only be helped by:

… integrating a gender approach in all policies and programs in the United States that are globally related to climate change;

This just reminds me that we need a fat drunk dude not a Congressman to hang out in the Capitol building and bitch slap politicians who waste time with their personal indulgences These dullards on either side aren’t going to fix shit. They can have the decency to take their paychecks and shut the fuck up. The low aptitude kid knows not to sit in the front row when picking seats in class. The earth will start cooling when all the dumb people stop talking. Or not, but at least the heat will be more bearable.

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