Japan Short On Porn Stars

Japanese male porn star Shimiken has been complaining there aren’t enough of his kind in Japan, sending the demand for boners through the roof:

“There are only 70 male porn stars to 10,000 women. With 4,000 new films every month, the number of male actors simply isn’t enough.”

If you do the math that’s a lot of fucking to the tune of two films per day per actor. Due to this shortage Shimiken has taken on a stereotypically difficult work load far superior to any round eye. He works around six hours a day on up to six different movies every day of the week. He also maintains a high protein diet, abstains from alcohol, works out obsessively, and claims to stay up late practicing the aim of his money shot. Overall he has done over 7,000 films. He also once ate a plate of shit for $160.

That’s actually true and I mention it because he was starting to make me feel like an impotent slacker. The reason for Japan’s shortage of on-camera dick is they are extremely sexually repressed as you can tell since half their films include peanut butter or beagles. There is a greater stigma against porn stars which leads to discrimination and therefore discourages honorable men from taking up that line of work. Dishonorable men like the rest of us still like to fuck anything that moves and would gladly take a paycheck when the dust settles. I know what America would do if it had a ton of jobs available that no American was willing to do. Mexicans with big shlongs know how to build boats that can make it to Tokyo Bay. 

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