It’s been a long year for Jessica Hart being on on Taylor Swift’s shit list. Swift had Hart offed from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show for failing to recognize Swift’s superior genetics to every other human being on the planet. It’s a simple ask. Taylor, you’re the best. Your vagina smells like mint and kittens. A quick bow down before Zod and you’re done. It takes just a couple minutes. Jessica Hart messed up and hasn’t been allowed in a Forever 21 since.
There are those small handful of people you don’t want to cross in your life. The creepy old neighbor lady at the end of the block with one light on in the attic at night, NFL linebackers as a category, and Taylor Swift. This chick is lucky she survived with just a slightly larger off-putting gap in her teeth. Taylor Swift hexed that upon her. She wasn’t going to let her get away without some bitch don’t fuck with me reminder of their tussle.
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