Rihanna Is a Role Model

March 24, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Nobody makes fun of Rihanna anymore. There’s not much left to get. She holds her liquor, she smokes reefer, she rakes in cash, she’s got tight tits and ass. She had a brief period when she was trying to re-live her crack daddy childhood, but she’s grown past that. She fucks movie stars. Her naked photos get hacked, she doesn’t say a peep. She knows she looks amazing without her clothes on. She’s never said boo about politics or pretended to have a strong understanding of arcane geopolitical philosophy. If you can make her cum, a 50-inch TV with the NFL package and some perfectly cooked hot wings will shoot out of her snatch. She’s smile. You’ll smile. Only one of you is dreaming.

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