Secret Service In Cahoots With Secret Service

Two drunken Secret Service agents recently crashed their car into a bomb after they were partying in Chinatown like in the movies. Instead of being breathalyzed they were told to sober up and go home like you would want a cop to encourage you to do after they finished pepper spraying your face. Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving. What’s the fucking difference then let’s do some shots. The Secret Service has now destroyed the footage of the crash although it should pop up on a minor league baseball blooper reel later this month. It’s unclear why the Service would choose to destroy evidence of an active investigation but these colors run deep. One minute they’re at your bachelor party laying in a pool of their own vomit while on the clock. The next they’re doing the same thing at your apartment. Maybe these guys have a problem. Goodnight, Saigon.

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