Sovereign Syre Just Another Working Gal

Relatively hot and therefore fairly tame porn star Sovereign Syre wrote a No Shit piece entitled “I’m a Sex Worker, and Dating is Hard.” Apparently potential boyfriends get a little irritated when you’ve been out all day getting pounded raw by an Armenian bodybuilder and then want to snuggle. According to Syre some dudes also become presumptuous when they find out she’s a professional cum sponge. Like they assume she likes sex, which she does, but she’s also offended by the suggestion that she likes sex, because she’s a self-described feminist who knows the word Institutionalized. If you’re so smart why can’t I spell your name? I’m no marketing guru but you’re a porn star. Google is your friend.

Syre’s rambling opus mostly chastises the conservative closed minded folks who can’t understand being a porn star is like any other job if your boss railed you for six hours on camera and posted it on the Internet and wrote ‘sex’ on the memo line of the check come payday and you only worked twice a month. It would also be weird if you told that story on a first date. I would imagine half the guys would be turned off and the other half would assume they could bang you right away and would be disappointed when you took them to your studio to look at your books. Zero of them would want to bring you home to their mother. Maybe some guy named Chet. I’d say that’s normal. You not so much. Keep plugging away for that big promotion. Marry an old guy in Palm Springs and call it a good life.

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