Erin Andrews Feels the Cold Steel of Revenge

Two years ago professional attractive statue and cliche generator Erin Andrews mocked college basketball player Marshall Henderson because he failed a drug test. Henderson had a history with drugs and once tried to buy $800 of weed with counterfeit money, most likely somewhere near a 7-11. Like most addicts Henderson became a predicable disappointment you have to invite over for Thanksgiving. He was also known for showboating on the court, hence Andrew’s initial tweet two years ago read:

“He mocking anyone now?… Marshall Henderson’s suspension is related to a failed drug test.”

Henderson apparently chambered Andrew’s quote and vowed sweet Twitter revenge, because he immediately responded:

“ima save that and you will be the first person ill mock.”

Whatever makes the voices stop. After two years of masturbating to a dart board with Andrews’ face on it, Henderson finally got his revenge. Her boyfriend LA Kings player Jarrett Stoll was busted in Vegas for bringing rockstar party drugs into a pool party, which is apparently frowned upon now since America is going down the toilet. Henderson shot back right away since he’s been watching Rocky on loop to prepare for this moment:

“lol wassup with your boyfriend?!”

Henderson then visited his family grave site and told them they didn’t die in vain. He is currently playing pro basketball in Iraq which explains why he finds Twitter entertaining. Andrews is going to continue getting dicked down at the Hyatt and getting paid in the high six figures to work six minutes a night. Point Andrews. Is it hard to shoot free throws in a bullet proof vest?

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