I’m certain some fancy marketing program at one of those higher learning institutions will tell you selling eyewear is complicated and ask you for $100K to crack the code, but it really is just a Russian model with swell tits greased up like a 5’10” vagina. Why would you not want those same glasses? You get the guy, you get the body, you’ll cum like you haven’t had since your honeymoon just by holding these spectacles to your face. I want three pair. I can do Paypal, but not until next Tuesday. Fuck, just take my car title, I’m ready to get started.
Photo Credit: Linda Farrow