Mexico Has Priorities

Mexico has not done very well as far as having potable water or sinks or faucets or a functioning government or lawful police force but they arranged for everyone in their country who has a TV to get the Mayweather Pacquiao fight for free. The fight will cost $99 or roughly half of Mexico’s GDP minus the import of minstrel style midget talk show sidekicks. The networks, Televisa and Azteca, will make their money back by breaking up the fight and throwing in tons of commercials for salt rocks and clam juice to put in your perfectly mediocre beer. This means if you check your phone you’ll know who won before the fight is over. Spoiler alert Mayweather is going to dance around and try not to get hit and win in a decision because boxing is scored on the number of punches landed. For perspective, my cat lands sometimes lands punches and it’s not debilitating. There will be two more fights after this and Pacquiao might win one if Mayweather takes it out of his contract that he hires the judges. There will be a lot of eyes on this fight. Might be the perfect time to sneak across the border.

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