Prisoners Not Super Smart

Relatives of Cortez Berry were naturally concerned when they logged onto Facebook and saw a photo of him after he got his ass beaten wearing a dog collar. The perps photographed it with an ass smuggled cell phone and posted it on Facebook with their faces showing because they clearly don’t understand the concept of not getting caught for things. Hence, prison. Posted above the photo was a grammatically challenged warning:

“WEN YHU DISRESPECT DA NATION…IT BRINGZ NUTHIN BUT PAIN & SUFFERINGG..”

Berry’s mother called the prison but it went straight to voicemail so she went in person and alerted the prison’s social media intern. The warden promised to correct the problem although it’s unclear why he commented “lol” minutes earlier on the Facebook post. I’m torn on this. On one hand it’s pretty fucked up to beat the shit out of other people and tie them up with dog collars, on the other hand, don’t steal cars, don’t end up in prison. This kind of shit doesn’t happen at UPS. I hate to call these men heroes but if that was your Audi you’d be sending a care package to Da Nation.

Photo Credit: Facebook