People Magazine named Sandra Bullock 2015’s Most Beautiful Person after a highly contentious process which utilized multiple analytics to pander to their aging readership and P.R. firm connections. At 50, Sandra Bullock is still pretty hot. And my car is in good shape for a ’98 Eclipse minus the Nader bumper sticker but I’m not entering it in any parades. Bullock for her part was humble, before she went home and rubbed one out to the cover:
“I’ve never been a great beauty. I’ve never been a bombshell that was coveted.”
Stop the presses, we’ve made a huge mistake. Of course being hot isn’t the end game here. It’s all about not threatening the yentas who read in pictures and thought bubbles. The receptionist at People is most likely hotter than Bullock but that could send you to the ice cream aisle in a fit of self doubt. Let me make this easy for you: Your husband is attracted to her. He’d probably have dinner with Bullock. Dame Judi Dench named runner up. Sorry models.
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