Cosby Rape Allegations Still Going On

I know. You got drugged and raped by Bill Cosby too. We need a May 31, 2015 moratorium on women coming forward to claim Cosby raped them in the (enter decade)’s. Not because your accusation isn’t true, but because it is true and you’re the thirty-fifth woman to come forward. You didn’t have to be first, but thirty-fifth? In a way, you’re actually distracting from the relatively early accusers and the salient charges. I’m sorry you were assaulted by this sinister asshole, but this is how history works. It rewards the timely. We’ll make insignia rings for the members of this unfortunate club to identify one another. You’ll be at the Denver airport in the women’s room and spot your same ring on another woman. Maybe you won’t say anything. You won’t have to. You’ll just nod your head to one another both thinking, damn, if that bitch would’ve said something forty years ago, I might not have had the Jell-O pudding guy rubbing his jizz in my hair in the Diamond Suite at Harrah’s. Life is more painful than ironic.

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