Courtney Stodden Pretend Suing Vivid

Courtney Stodden fired off legal letters to Vivid threatening the porn shop if they release a tape of her diddling herself. Vivid conveniently found the tape forgotten in the back of a Denny’s restaurant and are prepared to violates local, state, and federal laws to distribute it commercially without her consent. It’s like the Pentagon Papers, but with a country swamp vagina. The bogus legal conflict is designed to garner free media exposure and convince people that watching a low rent reality star shove a dildo up her twat is worth a ten dollar download. People who buy porn online are multiple times more apt to purchase something they believe is leaked or stolen property. This goes back to the days Kris Jenner was taking meetings in back alleys to haggle over a fair price on her daughter’s sex on film. I’m not sure how it’s going, but seeing Courtney Stodden leaving a Starbuck’s in tears probably means not so well. Somebody needs to sing her a song from Annie and remind her that she could be huge in the U.A.E. Girls with blond hair and big tits don’t need a travel visa.

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