EJ Johnson Lost Weight

May 18, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Magic Johnson’s super well adjusted son EJ recently lost 100 pounds on a strict diet of grapefruit juice and amyl nitrate poppers. Johnson currently stars on The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. Think Shark Tank but instead of inventing things people went shopping, got drunk on mixed drinks, and slept in. Johnson had gastric bypass surgery some months back, so I suppose he deserves credit for losing the weight the same way I should be afforded a Nobel for curing tetanus since I got a shot after licking that stripper pole. He can now hold 80 percent less semen. Being gay isn’t a choice but being EJ Johnson certainly is.

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