Juliette Lewis is 41 although thetans never die or go gay. She was survived by her camel toe. I don’t know how this happens but don’t show up to hormone replacement therapy in a Hoveround or they tend to up the ante. When dry humping can send your date to the hospital there’s something wrong. Thanks for opening that jar of mayonnaise. It belonged to Bing Crosby. I’d definitely still hit it but I could teach this chick a few things about cheddar popcorn. Your street cred just took a nose dive. According to Jay Z you should either gain a hundred and five pounds or grow a bigger dick. Stay out of Woolworths.
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