Topless photos in black and white are what is commonly referred to as art. Photographers have been using this ruse for generations to get girls to take off their clothes for what is necessarily important work. No, these aren't titty shots, this is black and white. Now shut up and look wistful to match your monochrome nipples. There's no way my camera can save these in color. Be sure to grab a Diet Sprite on your way out.
Photo Credit: Tyler Kandel