Lark Voohries from Saved By The Bell and nothing else is currently married to a guy she met on Facebook, meaning it’s not a total waste of time. Jimmy Green is wanted in Arizona where he has a warrant for making criminal threats to a store owner when he was trying to return a cellphone, no doubt of the prepaid variety. Voorhies family and friends are reportedly very concerned for her and begging her to slip away from her new husband, although it remains unclear if they are jacking a plot line from season 3 of Degrassi. Naming the guy Jimmy Green is kind of lazy writing. Green is an aspiring music producer who enjoys posting photos of crack pipes to his Facebook account. He should really see a dentist. As of now they are enjoying a stable relationship which should last until her money runs out. Then it’s onto the world of porn parodies. I’ll be playing myself.
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