Picard Backs Gay Queasy Bakers

Patrick Stewart broke entertainment industry ranks to suggest that bakeries shouldn’t be forced to make cakes showing pictures of Bert and Ernie with the phrase ‘support gay marriage’ in icing. In Ireland, where they call bakeries, bakeries, a devoutly Christian cake maker was busted by the High Commission on Do What the Fuck We Say and fined five hundred pounds for refusing to sugar coat a cake for a recent order. In Europe, as in the U.S., famous people are scared to fuck to even propose any logical alternative to the rigidly aligned forward thinkers. But Stewart is old and financially set and beloved so he has the sack to stick his bald head out and say that you shouldn’t compel bakers to write shit on cakes that they find personally offensive. Congratulations, Picard. You solved the Kobayashi Maru. Just kidding. There is no neutral zone. It was nice knowing you. Say hi to Spock.

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