Chloe Madeley Fat Ass

Chloe Madeley is the daughter of Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan, who are basically the British Regis and Cathy Lee. The two Brits who were married in real life hosted the unwatchable Richard and Judy on state funded television and no doubt never had sex and plotted several murders against each other. Chloe seems to be well adjusted. She’s obsessed with working out and posting the photos to Instagram and probably counting her strands of hair. She posted this photo along with the caption:

“When #carbs knock you up… You know them food baby feels.”

Enjoy it because that’s the closest thing you’ll ever get to a baby. I’ve never said this before but you are not fat. A bunch of mean lesbians would have chimed in about body image if anybody gave a shit. Madeley’s Instagram page is also riddled with several photos of indulgent food stuffs, cementing her status as a probable anorexic. Either way you’ve got to respect her determination. Chicks these days are bragging about having cellulite like they knocked down the fucking Berlin Wall. It’s not perfect, but it works. If you’re going to be unhealthy at least look good doing it. Thanks for trying. See you in rehab.

Photo Credit: Instagram