Gypsy Sisters Dead Dog

Mellie Stanley is a cast member of Gypsy Sisters, a reality show on TLC which features a bunch of West Virginian gypsies talking about shopping. It’s a great watch if you’re ever sitting in your garage with the car idling attempting to give yourself carbon monoxide poisoning. Gypsy is an offensive term used to refer to certain transient people of Eastern European descent, or just poser rednecks with dark hair who count as black in West Virginia. Gypsies travel by caravan and steal hubcaps. They don’t live in shitty tract homes in Wheeling and defame their own people on television. Stanley and her husband were apparently arguing about who had more AIDS and he beat the shit out of her and threw her dog across the room, killing it.

TLC really knows how to pick them. A show about forced sodomy in prison or a self harming competition would fit nicely in their sophisticated lineup of pederast condoning inbreds. Maybe they should just boil down the essence of their creative endeavors and reduce their show load to two separate programs of fat people eating Hardees and snorting oxy followed by explicit images of child pornography and dog beating. The guy’s been charged with felony animal cruelty so hopefully he’ll get a visit from Michael Vick while he’s in the joint being videotaped by TLC as he’s getting corn holed in the showers. He’d have been better off killing her instead. Dogs are polling high right now.

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