Hooker Kills Serial Killer

A West Virginia hooker is being credited with shooting a probable serial killer to death. Neal Falls answered an ad on Backpage, and showed up to the woman’s house, asked her “Live or die?” and began choking her. The hooker, calling herself only Heather, was able to fight him off:

“When he strangled me, I grabbed my rake and when he laid the gun down to get the rake out of my hands, I shot him.”

That is the most West Virginian thing that has ever happened and Heather should probably go on their license plates. Inside Neal Falls’ car cops found a machete, axes, knives, a shovel, a sledgehammer, bleach, plastic trash bags and four sets of handcuffs. Which way to the Gathering of the Juggalos? Falls is now being tied to several murders in the Las Vegas area where he used to live as well as missing people in several other states and probably owes the True Value hardware chain an apology. It’s a good thing Heather made it out alive. Take this as a new lease on life. Stop selling your body. It’s clearly not private property. Move.

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