One Honest Fat Chick

Comedian Alison Stevenson doesn’t like to parse words. She’s a bit larger than your average chick and for once she’s willing to call a spade a spade:

“I mentioned this to a guy recently, after he called me “curvy” in bed. “Just call me fat,” I said to him. “I don’t mind—it’s what I am.””

Stevenson likes to get it on with guys, and has found plenty of guys willing to get it on with a meaty chick. It’s basic economic theory. She doesn’t feel bad about being on the heavy side and theorizes that most dudes want thinner women because the media has conditioned dudes to like them and dudes just want to get chicks which will impress other guys. Classic chick reasoning. If you liked putting your dick in a watermelon you’d tell your friends about it. Dudes are more like the Energizer Bunny than Marshal McLuhan. They like to get drunk and break things. Sometimes they’ll find themselves in a chubby woman’s bed, and Stevenson wants you to know that’s okay. When’s closing time this chick has a point.

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