Rapper Satisfied With Decision To Cut Dick Off

The rapper who cut off his dick and jumped off a building did a candid interview and stood by his choices, remarkably on the outside of prison walls. Stephen Hawking remains wheelchair bound. God must be dropping the ball. Christ Bearer stated that he was high at the time, shockingly:

“PCP and meth and Molly and alcohol. And no sleep. That was the main thing, no sleep.”

No I think the main thing was the PCP and meth. Otherwise you might have gone to sleep. Christ Bearer retains a high level of self confidence for a dickless man, and is even bragging about the size of it even though he cut most of it off. That takes balls:

“I did cut a lot of my penis off. Due to the fact that it’s not a myth, the black man do, I’m not really going to go into it too much, we hangin’, so I’m still able to work with what I’m able to work with, and get it down. I’m the only man ever did what the fuck I did, and I’m proud of it. Because why? In the annals of history, I don’t think you got anybody who ever did it. I might’ve made the biggest mistake ever in history. But I’m proud of that.”

I’ve gone from irritated to morbidly curious and now I’m fully back on board. Give this dude a reality show ASAP. Caitlyn Jenner hasn’t even cut off her dick yet. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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