Silvio Berlusconi Buoni Vino

Real life Batman villain Silvio Berlusconi was found guilty of corruption in a Naples court. It’s unclear why the prosecutors aren’t allowed to immediately restart their trial until attaining the desired outcome like with that hot American chick who was into rough trade. The jury ruled promptly after a six hour wine tasting followed by a trumpeted farting of the Italian national anthem. Berlusconi was bribing some politician to pull some Godfather shit, more than likely in the Connex of fourteen year old sex slaves he keeps on his villa. If this guy was anything but Italian he’d be widely considered a dangerous sociopath. As is, it’s just silly. Let this jovial tribe continue their state run media and rampant whoring on the international stage. Deep down we’re afraid to criticize for fear they’ll close the restaurants. Weren’t they Nazis or am I hallucinating? I just heard an Olive Garden shutter.

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