I’m pretty sure Matt date raped me while I was sleeping off a bender just prior to the taping of the fourteenth episode of the Last Men on Earth podcast. Now I know what people mean when they say the shame is too great to report the crime. At some point I’ll light his bed on fire while he’s in it. What Would Farrah Fawcett Do?
In this week’s audio episode, we discuss why James Harrison might be a dick, confess what it’s really like to have sex with large women, and use the word cunt-face so many times that I had to lie and tell my mom we didn’t tape a new show this week. It’s one thing when your friends ask you when your son is going to get a real job, quite another when they call him a dirty potty mouth.
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