Kylie Jenner And Kourtney Kardashian Tit Showdown

These Jenner girls are going to outdo their hag half-sisters by some multiples of stupid money. They’re not infected with Dead Bob genetics, instead they got the lineage of a gold medal father who makes a half-decent looking old woman. Kylie Jenner’s Val-u-pack tits are fifteen years younger, firmer, and less covered in the residual goo of Moroccan men with gold by the inch vending cart empires. The entire family has been in St. Bart’s filming Whores on Parade and receiving awards from the local governor for bringing attention to the plight of plastic surgery addicted midgets. I could stare at those tits all day long. Or I could empty my bank account and touch Kyle over the bra for 2 minutes plus some seconds. Raw capitalism isn’t dead. It just smells like Armenian snatch. Again.

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