Kylie Jenner Keeping Her Body Baby Free

According to people trying to sell magazines next to impulse buy Snickers, Kylie Jenner is pregnant with her older rapper boyfriend’s baby. It’s not a complete shot in the dark as he’s been fucking her brains out since before he had to leave the country to do so legally. This is where babies come from. Insidious black men and innocent white girls. I’ve read the Klan reports. In contrast, HollywoodLife which has never had a named source in its entire history of existence, is reporting exclusively that Kylie Jenner is in fact, not with child:

“Kylie doesn’t want to get pregnant anytime soon, she is obsessed with how her body looks and would like nothing more to have Tyga enjoy it, but not enjoy it too much and give King Cairo a brother or sister”

It’s hard to know whether an uneducated teen in love will try to get that baby or not fuck up her tits so her old man can keep splooging her face from betwixt. Khloe and Kim Kardashian are apparently constantly lecturing Kylie Jenner on safe sex, which in the Kardashian family consists of Diet Dr. Pepper douches and a coat hanger maneuvered in a figure eight in utero because there’s no way your rapper is wearing a condom. This would all be kind of sick if it was happening to somebody you cared about.

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