August 18, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
It’s not like the only thing separating you taking shitty black and white photos for a living is a middle name and a v-neck sweater. Or maybe it is. Photographers used to have to check out exposure and deal with chemicals. You have an iPhone. Nobody say anything but your job is obsolete. Double down on the pretentiousness as if it were’t insufferable already. Peter Freed took a bunch of photos of models without wearing makeup. That’s a statement. So is being honest with your wife. We’re old and unemployed and I’ll drive to your place in the valley. Then there’s the artistic statement. Copy and paste. That’s Christy Turlington. She wanted the complimentary gift card. Iggy Pop is en route.
Photo Credit: PeterFreed.com