Super Hot Chick And Dork Bad Role Models

This dude named Aric Keck is a 51 year old fanny pack toting choad with a smoking hot 26 year old girlfriend. He invests. You’re saying women aren’t shallow or people are inherently opportunistic? Same thing. It’s just harder for dudes to get away with. Showing off your balls doesn’t garner a lot of acclaim. Lay back, it will he over with soon enough. He doesn’t work at the Costco. Keck has visitation rights with his six year old son, presumingly conceived via a fertile mother and not the trollop he was consolidating errands with. They went to eat at some bullshit chain restaurant he thought was hip, and he felt like finger banging her in peace so he locked his child in the car while they carried on their business. The kid freaked out, understandably, and called his real mom, who was salivating to call the police on her douche bag ex husband instead of maybe personally driving to help him out or calling the dude first. That would mean missing the conclusion of Matlock and also not getting back at that whore you’re angry at because her tits are juicy. I’m sure he’s got a good lawyer. Let’s see who the kid hires.

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