Aimee Osbourne Genetic Misfit

Aimme Osbourne is finally speaking out even though nobody really asked her. The forgotten Osbourne sister falls back on her big win in figuring out that reality television was a fucked up decision for her family back in 2002 and how she had the foresight to move out before the The Osbournes Show began.

Back then, I still felt I was trying to figure out who I was in the chaos of family life, so why on earth would I want that portrayed on television? I wanted to protect myself, my parents, my siblings, too. They were very young, very impressionable.

And then they all got super drunk and high and all almost died, except for Sharon who cashed the checks ad parlayed her show producer role into squawking talk shows and tear filled confessions about coming home to find Ozzy fucking the couch and calling it Sharon. The only sober teen in the house should’ve been heeded. She also should’ve told Kelly she’d never be pretty like her model friends. And helped Jack kill himself more quickly. She left with so much work to be done.

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