Bella Hadid in A Bikini

Bella Hadid is practicing the old school female empowerment where you get paid to flash your ass in a bikini. That gender labels hurt my chakra pop-up philosophy is unnecessarily complicated while the cheesecake shots only require you to shave your pits and stare blankly into the distance. You have to make up stuff to say about boys and dating and curfews but it beats an arcane discussion of human sexuality from a teenager raised on Facebook shares and ‘some high school’. I don’t want to live in a world where very modest looking women can’t easily subdue me with promises of sex. You don’t change horses midstream. Not when you’re fucking that horse.

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