Kylie Jenner Topless Not for Uncle Terry

Kylie Jenner might’ve walked away from her Terry Richardson photo shoot with the pleasant memories of addict’s tarred fingers up her leathery chute, but everybody else got crap. We’re supposed to get tits. She’s eighteen now, There’s a process for drop-off at Uncle Terry’s Adventure Studio. A cock slap to the ear, you put on his goofy glasses and he takes crappy cyclone backdrop amateur shots of your bare teen tits. You don’t go through TSA at the airport just to get a nine dollar Whopper. This has to be about the money. Set a Kylie Jenner topless target on GoFundMe and I’m good for $25. No, I’m not wearing the autographed button she rubbed against her labia. Yes, I do still want it sent to me.

Photo Credit: Galore Magazine