My dad used to come around every so often and tell me that you didn’t have to come in first place at things, just don’t come in last. Then he’d wink, I’d smile, and he’d hit me across the shoulder in a way that was clearly meant as a threat. That search for the perfect mediocrity has driven me ever since.
This week Matt and I explore the depths of racial and cultural relations in this country and figure out how to make them much worse. That lying Muslim bomber kid in Texas being exalted, skinny chicks pretending they aren’t perfect, Viola Davis pretending she’s a victim, and Alyssa Milano fighting to get her tits off the Internet in the 90’s, now fighting to keep them up. This world is fucked up if you only turn on the lights at the right time.
Thanks to our show sponsors at Mr. Skin. If you’re not going there for porn, you’re fapping is sub-optimal.