Koko Sometimes Gets Hungry (VIDEO)

Koko the gorilla is just like us human beings. So they locked her in a cage filled with her own shit and forced her to learn sign language like a second class Helen Keller. After 44 years of training, Koko asked her human handlers to put a fluffy kitten on her head. First off, put the cat on your own fucking head, you primadonna. Second, I’m pretty sure she signed ‘in my mouth’. Koko eat kitty yum yum.

Koko’s plan for escape seems to be forming very slowly. You figure it’s been in the concept stage ever since they let her watch herself on TV and she realized she was fucked. An unpaid Kardashian. Maybe she’s waiting for everybody in her detention facility to pass from old age and then just walk out the front door. She’s like the Taliban, willing to sit on a plan for twenty years if it’s solid. Hey, didn’t there used to be five kittens in this crate? Oh, Koko, you are such a cut up.