Zooey Deschanel Fucks Up Her Kid And Shit Around The Web

October 23, 2015 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

Celebrities are notorious for giving their kids stupid names and hipster wank fodder Zooey Deschanel is no different. She named her daughter Elsie Otter. That’s right, she named the poor kid after a swimming rat. Good luck getting into Princeton now. You might as well join a jug band.

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