Kylie Jenner Braless Mating

There’s a sign right next to Kylie Jenner’s head in this photo that indicates where she’d be working in a meritocracy. Thanks, here’s your change. I don’t know what my tits would look like with Turtle wax on them. You got another twenty? Kylie hit the rare jackpot where having a big rack and the mind of a twig doesn’t limit your future to stripping or Latina appointed government official. Fuck you, it’s Friday.

Kylie and her rapper boyfriend took her exposed jugs out to dinner. The procession was akin to some kind of awkward ceremony where teens in destitute Slavic nation are forced to breed early because of war losses. Kylie kept grabbing at her breasts nervously like when you feel your wallet might be falling out of your pocket. Interracial barely legal porn isn’t what it used to be. Where do I go to get my unlimited bandwidth back?

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