Big Angry Ginger Break Hand Go Bye-Bye

Blake Griffin hasn’t played for the Clippers for several weeks after injuring his leg. Now he’s broken his hand punching the team’s equipment manager outside a Toronto restaurant. The reason will never be disclosed, but know that it can only be idiotic. Blake Griffin is the guy you’d pick first for you gym basketball team and last for a road trip. Despite the mirthful persona built up around him for brand and advertising campaigns, the dude always comes across as angry Baby Huey with some fractured home life chip on his shoulder. Was it rough being so big on the outside but needing the love of a small child on the inside? Fuck you, pussy. Grow up. Stop making menacing faces. You look like an angry carrot in the worst school play ever. Go on, punch me with your good hand. Nobody beats up the equipment manager. Now you get the questionable jocks.

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