January 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
There is no modesty left in Hollywood. There was a tiny bit for a while but it proved to mostly be a bunch of bullshit once TMZ started buying stories from maids and JuCo hackers. Women have stopped wearing bras. Not just protesting teens. Chicks in their 30’s and 40’s. Is this a good thing? I don’t know, do you like tits or own stock in Regina Miracle? They make half the Western world’s bras at a buck eighty FOB. Science has repeatedly shown that contrary to popular opinion, bras don’t do shit in terms of keeping your tits firm as you age. Same goes for jockey shorts if you’re hoping that will keep your balls from hitting the fungal floor of the locker room at seventy. You only have nice natural tits for so long and that’s not very long. Fly those flags like a patriot. Your nipples are the only reason I ever take walks.
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