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February 29, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j | 0 Comments
The New York Times lauched Andrew McCarthy for daring to play against type in the role of a serial sex offender. Did nobody at the New York Times bother to cruise the photos of the convicted rapists on Megan’s Law websites. Every single sex felon looks like Andrew McCarthy. Men with greasy balding hair and bad mustaches deserve your sympathy because they have been typecast by Lifetime movies as sex offenders when they are in reality just decent guys in smocks working at OSH. Who would believe that a member of the Brat Pack could possible be a criminal given that only every single one of them has been arrested? The more successful a sex offender, the more he looks like the most trusting guy in the world. That’s how they get to be successful. I’d let Andrew McCarthy babysit my kids. Just for the colorful stories.
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