Caitlyn Jenner Can’t Find a Date

Caitlyn Jenner is just like any other woman. When the work day is done and the lights are low, she wants a decent guy to wrap her man hands around and pretend she’s not gay. According to OK! magazine, Caitlyn Jenner can’t find a man to be the shill boyfriend on the second season of her reality show. If you recall the first season of I Am Cait broke all sorts of records for making Jesus cry human tears again. The second was supposed to feature Bruce dating a special guy. Nobody has stepped up audition for the role. That’s sad. Some dude agreed to fuck Kris Jenner just to get his name out there. But the cupboard is bare of bones for Bruce. The E! producers are now offering cash for a stand-in boyfriend. He must be handsome and kind and willing to discuss how fucking the aging former Olympic decathlete in the tuchus isn’t the gold medal of queer. Knowing this is all faked doesn’t make the vomit taste any better.

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