March 15, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j | 0 Comments
The media is engaging in its favorite pastime again. The one where it manipulates people into feeling something so that it can self-righteously chide those people for behaving exactly how it knew they would. Currently the media is making us want to fuck Cindy Crawford’s fourteen-year-old daughter, Kaia Gerber. They’re putting her in magazines, dolling her up in makeup, and calling her Crawford’s lookalike. Just don’t agree.
It’s like when a girl asks you to choke her during sex, just so she can call you an abusive rapist when you roll off of her after failing to ejaculate because of your porn addiction. Build you up to tear you down. But keep an eye out for Gerber. She’s smoking hot. You filthy fucking pedophile.
Photo credit: Kaia Gerber / Instagram