Clarence Thomas Speaks

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has just spoken during a court case for the first time in ten years. Another black guy showing up late to the job. He was questioning an attorney as to why someone who’s been convicted of domestic violence shouldn’t still be able to own a firearm? It is a much cleaner kill and morgues are less expensive to operate than shelters. The Supreme Court was in just its second week of hearings since the passing of Justice Scalia, when Thomas shocked everyone by making an effort. His speaking elicited audible gasps from courtroom employees. Thomas completed his line of questioning and announced he might speak again when the Bills win a Super Bowl. Tenure is pretty awesome.

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